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Call with a service Hotline:
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Caller:
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Hi, I have here a new program, which I would like to install on my personal system. It is called LOVE. What shall I do at first?
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Hotline:
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On your non removable disk there is a partition, is called HEART. Do you have those?
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Caller:
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Oh so, that is the trick! I tried always on the main partition HEAD. Well, I try now… mess, HEART is however rather full!
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Hotline:
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Open now the task manager and look under “processes”. What runs there?
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Caller:
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Oh ever, old_wounds.exe, Groll.com, stingy.com, refusal.exe and so things. Above all Hate.exe - boah, adhere itself nearly the whole memory!
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Hotline:
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No problem. LOVE will remove much of it automatically from your operating system. Some remains in the background active, however no more other programs will disturb. Old_wounds.exe and stingy.com must be deleted however before the installation is completing.
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Caller:
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No! That is a completely important good old piece! That cost me decades to collect all the components for it! Does that really must be deleted?
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Hotline:
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Yes, that is inevitable. Go in the start menu and look for accessories/assigning.Let that so often run, until stingy.com and the old_wounds are complete deleted.
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Caller:
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Well well, if to be must. LOVE was recommended to me simply so much, the thing I wants to absolutely here! So, I have it… Hey! There stands now: “ERROR 490 - programm does not run on internal components”. What is that?
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Hotline:
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Nothing bad, it is a long-known problem. It means that LOVE is configured for external HEARTS, but on your own it did not run yet. That is one of these completely complicated things. I say every times so: You have to love first your own equipment, before it can love other.
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Caller:
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what?
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Hotline:
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Can you find the file self acceptance?
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Caller:
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Yes, I have it.
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Hotline:
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Marvelously. Click to the following files and copy you it into the file MY HEART: assignement.doc, estimation.doc and good-nature.txt. In addition please delete evaluation.exe from all files and then empty the paper basket, otherwise those return again and again.
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Caller:
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LOVE installs itself now completely automatically. Is that well like that?
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Hotline:
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Yes, that belongs. Now a message should emerge that LOVE loads itself again and again again, so long your heart non removable disk runs. Do you see this message?
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Caller:
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I see it. Is the installation now finalized?
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Hotline:
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Yes, but remember that you installed only the basic version up to now. You must connect his now with other HEARTS, so that you can access to the Upgrades.
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Caller:
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Ok one. That’s fine! My HEART loads a beautiful melody. On my screen runs smile.mpg. warms.exe, peace.exe, satisfaction.doc and things spread straight in the memory in such a way. It feels well!
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Hotline:
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That’s fine. Thus LOVE is installed and runs. From this point on you should get ahead well alone.
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Caller:
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Now you need reliably my account number because of the payment
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Hotline (laughs):
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No, LOVE is Freeware. Pass the program with all components to everyone, which you meet. The people will continue to spread it, and I bet that you get back much fine completely new modules from then.
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Caller:
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I understand, I want to make it gladly. Thank you for your assistance.
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